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Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging that he knew everyone.
Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay,
Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"?
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it."
So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on
Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba !
Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me
for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After
they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's
knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts.
Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on
the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what
a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your
friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch
up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally
convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his
doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
The new Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time."
So, off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican
Square when Bubba says, this will never work. I can't catch the
Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the
guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
balcony with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the
Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that
his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What
happened"?
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and
The Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to
me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba"?
I don't really get this one for some reason.
LOL! I love it.
LOL
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